i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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