i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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