Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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