Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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