he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Randomize