He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Did I show you my penis last night?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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