If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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