oh fat girl friday strikes again...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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