Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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