threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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