just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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