just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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