i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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