i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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