no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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