I'm lost and stupid without you.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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