Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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