so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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