Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
