but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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