Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
The adults are the big ones right?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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