Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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