did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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