I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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