Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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