is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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