is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
