so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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