Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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