I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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