I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
porn star boner night. come get it.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Pooping to opera.
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