I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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