Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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