Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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