I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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