She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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