I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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