You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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