I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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