i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
ttyl tear gas
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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