so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
And then my night got REAL pukey
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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