google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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