Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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