You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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