Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Found your dick twin last night
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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