Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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