I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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