i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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