Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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