I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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