I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
