so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Never joke about your clitoris.
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