Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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