i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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