Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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