I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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