Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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